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"...another reason I'm intrigued with the hanged of Salem, especially the women, is that a number of them aroused suspicion in the first place because they were financially independent, or sharp-tongued, or kept to themselves. In other words, they were killed off for the same sort of life I live right now but with longer skirts and fewer cable channels." Sarah Vowell, The partly cloudy patriot.


Too bizarre to be a lie

Today as I was walking away from the Apple store, after having left
baby Trixie in the caring hands of a genius (he really liked her
stickers, so I know he'll take good care of her - plus he was kind of
flirty), I saw a sight that almost blinded me and about which I am
likely to have traumatic flashbacks for days.

There was a young guy walking toward me. He looked normal enough
-except that he was wearing baggy nylon shorts (black, I think*). He
reached down to his crotch, and tucked his shorts up under his penis -
creating a big bulge/pocket thing. It was so gross! He then just
walked around like that - with his penis coddled in a pocket of nylon.

* On a second date with an ex, he showed up at my house wearing nylong
shorts that were like 5 times too big in neon pink! And no, it
wasn't the 80s!


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